There will be blood

Fake Steve Jobs, Back With a vengeance, has a wonderful piece on Palm’s attempts to woo iPhone customers. Killer quote:

….. So this is your business plan: You’re going to set up a Camaro car lot across the street from the Mercedes dealer, and put up some bright balloons and streamers and maybe some huge signs about how your cuh-raaaazy prices can’t be beat! Oh, and maybe some kind of big inflatable dog or something. And a bouncy castle for the kids! Free hot dogs! Girls with big hair, wearing shiny shorts and tiny T-shirts! A year’s worth of free gas!

Yeah. Good luck with that. Really.

You have to read the whole thing, it’s brilliant. Ah, Fake Steve, how we’ve missed you.
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